Border Jumper

Hash House Harriers

A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Songs From Around The Globe

These are just some of the songs from around the hash world,
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HASHERS, MEET THE HASHERS,

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of (where you are),
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down

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HE’S THE MEANEST

He's the meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it
He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.
So drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,
Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,
Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug,

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HERE’S TO (HASHER’S NAME)

Here's to the (Hasher’s Name) ,
He's true blue,
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a pisspot,
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven,
But he went the other way,
Drink it down, down, down .

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I’M YOUR MAILMAN

Here I cum, down your way,
I can come twice a day,
I'm your mailman.
I can come in any kind of weather,
Don't you know my bags are made of leather?
I don't mess with keys or locks,
I'll stick it in your box,
I'm your mailman.

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HIS ONE SKIN

His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back his foreskin for him.
Drink it down, down, down . .

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MRS. MURPHY

Take it in your hand Mrs. Murphy
For it only ways a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on its neck like a turkey (gobble, gobble!)
And it spits when you shake it up and down

Drink it down, down, down . . .

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LITTLE BIRD

There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd
And he sat upon a telegraph pole.
He stuck out his little neck,
And he shat about a peck
As he puckered up his little asshole.

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
As he puckered up his little asshole

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HERE’S YOUR DOWN DOWN SONG

Here’s your down down song,
It isn't very long . . .
Drink it down, down, down…

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ZULU WARRIOR

Olé zooma zooma zooma
Olé zooma zooma hey
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!

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BALL GAME

Whip it out at the ball game
Wave it round at the crowd
Dip it peanuts and crackerjack
I don't care if you give it a whack
Because it's
Beat your meat at the ball game
If you don't cum it's a shame
It's one, two
And you're covered in goo
At the old ball game

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HERE’S TO BROTHER HASHER

Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

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SHITTY TRAIL

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked)
Shitty trail (really fucked)
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail (shitty trail)
I would rather drink a beer than hash your shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

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DOES A HASHER?

Melody - Do Your Balls Hang Low?

 

Does a hasher like to walk,

Does a hasher like to run,

Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun?

Can he drink a 12-ounce beer,

While his friends all sing and cheer,

Now your time has come.

So drink it down, down, down . . .

 

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DOWN DOWN DOWN YOUR BEER

Melody – Row Row Row Your Boat

Composed by Arabian Goggler

 

Down Down Down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There's no sperm this time.

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HARE TOAST

By Guamarhea Balls, Corpus Christi Bay Area Larrikins HHH

 

Here's to the Hounds with their ten-minute clock,

Here's to the Hasher with the twelve-inch cock.

Here's to the Hash House with honor and grace,

Here's to the Harriette with her puss on my face.

Here's to the Trail as shitty as can be,

Here's to the Hares whose asses you'll see!

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IT’S A SMALL DICK

Melody - It's a Small World

Contributed by Hazukashii

 

Well it isn't long and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.

It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!

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LOVE ME TENDER

Melody - Love Me Tender

By Nipple Me Elmo

 

Love me tender, love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me smile and watch me grin
As the cum rolls down, down, down, down, down etc . . .

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NO BLOW SONG

Melody - Looney Tunes Theme

Composed by Flying Booger

Used for honoring hashers who have forgotten their whistles

 

You seem somewhat forgetful,

Remind you?  Maybe this'll,

Next time you come, don't be so dumb,

Just bring your fucking whistle!

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THANK GOD SHE FINALLY SHUT UP

Melody - Looney Tunes Theme

Contributed by the Agana HHH (Guam), an excellent down-down song for harriettes

 

Thank God she finally shut up,

She's always fuckin' bitchin',

Now drink your beer, get out of here,

Get back into the kitchen!

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WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK?

Melody - Where Oh Where Were You Last Night (from Hee Haw)

by Preparation H, Ft Eustis HHH

 

Where, Oh Where were you last week?

Why did you make us hash all alone?

You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.

So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.

Down, Down, Drink it all Down

Drink it all Down, Drink all of that Beer

You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.

So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.

Drink it down, down, down, down . . .

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WHY ARE WE WAITING?

Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him

Why are we waiting,

Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),

Oh, why are we waiting,

So fucking long, etc . . .

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WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?

Melody - Itself

Why was he born so beautiful?

Why was he born at all?

He's no fuckin' use to anyone,

He's no bloody use at all.

They say he's a joy to his mother,

But he's a pain in the asshole to me,

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DEAD WHORE

Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

Second version by Dennis "Mu-Sick" Gill, Ft Walton Beach HHH, Florida

 

I fucked a dead whore by the roadside,

I knew right away she was dead,

The skin was all gone from her belly,

And so was the hair from her head.

 

Dead whore, dead whore,

I knew right away she was dead, was dead.

Dead whore, dead whore,

I knew right away she was dead.

 

And as I lay down there beside her,

I knew right away I had sinned,

So I put my lips to her sweet pussy,

And sucked out the load I shot in.

 

Dead whore, dead whore,

I knew right away she was dead, was dead.

Dead whore, dead whore,

I knew right away she was dead.

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INCEST TIME IN TEXAS

Melody - Yellow Rose of Texas

 

When it's incest time in Texas,

When there's no cunt to be found,

Your mother's in the bathroom,

With her panties halfway down,

 

No time for masturbation,

No time to beat your meat,

When it's incest time in Texas,

Mother-fucking can't be beat!